the “me neither” joke

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pirates vs paying customers in home video

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demotivational: lines

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hard to reach a worse fail level!

Ok, this is a bit “over the lines”.

Sister tells parents about brother’s hidden alcohol bottles in the room and he gets a bitter revenge.

Click here for the pic but be warned: explicit sex sentences (no pics, tho).

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tzpretzpretzpre…

Crazy japanese commercials never fail to amaze me. These one are drilling my head just now. ;]

blue Ballmer of fail

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A portrait of Steve Ballmer done with a mosaic of 80 random Windows crash shots. :]

[from: the secret diary of steve jobs]

warning dog owners!

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a “dangerous breed” category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning.

Don’t leave your dog with a small child unattended under any circumstances!!!

Only one little moment was enough for the following to happen…

it’s like twitter. except we charge people to use it

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Logo Design

Hello David,

I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

Simon

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

Regards, David.

a comparative study of user intellect based on anti-productivity applications included in operating systems

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how critics reviewed the Macintosh in 1984

Byte, Gregg Williams, February 1984

The Macintosh brings us one step closer to the ideal of computer as appliance.

Bill Gates

Anybody who could write a good application on a 128K Mac deserves a medal.